My mom once told me that I should never act as if I were omnipotent because it shows arrogance. Well, Mom, I’d like you to know that I’m extremely potent, and as the saying goes, “arrogance is bliss.” Now that you know all about my mom, I’d like to talk more about myself.

I was very happy to receive the top secret across-the-street head nod from Agent 15. Though we’ve never been on the same street together, just imagine how cool that would look.

My mission here is to profile as many cigars as possible before my Agent status expires. At that point I just need to send in my $25 renewal fee take an extremely difficult spy test in order to continue my mission. My friends call me a dork. I wipe boogers on their shirt as they walk away, courtesy of the Spy Brotherhood Local #304 (LAN parties also available).

Thanks again, Agent 15. I accept this mission.

Agent 6

AKA “Mike in WV”